What we think of copy/paste roofing agency posers who promise fake leads...
IMPERVIA ACQUISITION
“The only thing standing between you and the life you want is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself.”
We don’t take every hopeless roofer off the street. Impervia Acquisition aligns with roofers who play for keeps. If you’re running a legit roofing empire, hungry for fat-margin jobs and done with the waiting game bullshit, we want to talk. Only serious players should apply. Think you’ve got what it takes?
Why We’re Different
Relentless Execution
No PowerPoints, no bullshit, every tactic is like pulling the slot machine and getting a guaranteed jackpot every f*cking time.
Surgical Targeting
Ads so precise they land on your ideal customer’s doorstep and shove your phone in their hands.
Win Big Lead Factory
Leads so qualified your competitors think you’re smuggling them in by the truckload. Flip the switch and watch fat margin contracts flood your calendar.
The Fast Lane to F*cking Freedom
Fuel Check
We rip apart your tired ass marketing, every crappy ad, landing page, and dead lead and swap that garbage for rocket grade data. We’re gearing you for the mission: build the life you’ve been dreaming of.
Ignition (30 Days)
Strap in, because in 30 days we unleash:
- Ads Arsenal: Facebook campaigns so relentless they bulldoze every homeowner desperate to pay top dollar.
- Local Lockdown: GMB on nitrous. Own every ‘roofer near me’ search and torch your competition.
- Lead Resurrection: SMS & email strikes that wake dead leads, sling them into your calendar, and supercharge your reviews.
Finish Line
Your calendar explodes with high ticket jobs. Picture this: spoiling your family with that dream vacation, giving your wife the world, making your parents choke up with pride. This is the golden ticket to f*cking freedom.
Who Are We?
I’m Nicholas Tochev. Ex-roofer turned lead slaughtering CEO. I know hard it is to work your ass off and not get shit in return. Always waiting for a referral, hoping you have a job set so you can put food on the table. I watched those slick agencies sell bullshit dashboards while real roofers starved. So I fused on the roofer hustle with Wall Street–style ruthlessness. Impervia Acquisition was born: we strike fast, stay silent, and let your results roar.
Your Money Making Arsenal
Facebook Ads Domination
Hyper-targeted campaigns that turn clicks into cash and phones into profit machines.
GMB Overdrive
We jack up your Google profile: Top spot listings, a flood of 5-star reviews, and local targeting that makes ‘roofer near me’ mean you.
Database Reactivation
We hit your old contacts with targeted texts and emails that wake them up and turn them into booked jobs. Fast, precise & ruthless.
Stop Screwing Around
Enter your email & never beg for work again. We post weekly gems so you always have the edge.